Church bulletin bloopers are a genre unto themselves. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (tell me your favorites):

• The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

• For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

• Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

• Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

• Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.